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The morning after the day before - Hwaet!
No, give me a minute. I can get this.
mraltariel
mraltariel
The morning after the day before
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toft_froggy From: toft_froggy Date: May 7th, 2010 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
PS - one of the nice things about following from Canada was I did it entirely via the Guardian liveblog, which I have decided is great, and almost entirely avoided fucking Jeremy Paxman.
mraltariel From: mraltariel Date: May 7th, 2010 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was definitely the way to go!

I apologize for the next part of this post in advance, but I couldn't keep it in.

NoPaxman = GoodPaxman (1)

If you divide equation (1) through by Paxman, you'll see that

No = Good (2)

Since

No =/= Good, we can't divide by Paxman, so I guess that means that

Paxman = 0 (3)

This is a bad maths joke.
toft_froggy From: toft_froggy Date: May 7th, 2010 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lol.
hafren From: hafren Date: May 7th, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
almost entirely avoided fucking Jeremy Paxman.

I trust the only verb in that sentence is "avoided"!

Hope your optimism is justified but personally I'm terrified.
toft_froggy From: toft_froggy Date: May 8th, 2010 02:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Haha - yes, this was yet another year that I avoided both having sex with Jeremy Paxman and watching him on TV, or watching him have sex on TV. Win!
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