That was definitely the way to go!
I apologize for the next part of this post in advance, but I couldn't keep it in.
NoPaxman = GoodPaxman (1)
If you divide equation (1) through by Paxman, you'll see that
No = Good (2)
No =/= Good, we can't divide by Paxman, so I guess that means that
Paxman = 0 (3)
This is a bad maths joke.